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something is wrong with my computer

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Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice..1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.We request you to check this.2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available insystem? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at myhome.3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wifelost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key withthis 'find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectifythis problem.4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there isonly one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you willprovide the remaining items?6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' butthere is not even a single photo of mine. So when will youkeep my photo in that.7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'since I use the PC at home only.8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide'My Past Documents'?9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please doesnot provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wifeknow where I go after my office hours.Regards,
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