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A middle aged man, identified as Osita Onyeador of No 138 Ogui Road Enugu has blamed the devil after he was arrested for breaking into the dressing room of Rangers International FC of Enugu. The crime was allegedly committed at the Nnamdi Azikiwe Stadium during the CAF championship match on Sunday. It was gathered that the suspect was nabbed by the police operatives on duty when the match between Rangers and the Recreativo De Libolo of Angola was on. A source disclosed that Onyeador allegedly stole a sunny ipad Handset phone and some money belonging to some of the players before he was nabbed. Confirming the incident, the police spokesman in the state, Mr. Ebere Amaraizu, DSP, said the suspect confessed to the crime, claiming that it was the devil that pushed him into the act. He stated that all the stolen items have been recovered from him, adding that he would soon be arraigned in court.‬‬‬

A 25-year-old pastor, Tommy Issachar who resides at No 35, Mafoluku Street, Mafoluku, Oshodi, Lagos was on Monday arraigned before an Oshodi Magistrates' Court in Lagos for allegedly stealing a female church member's underwear and N10,000 cash. Issachar is facing a two-count charge of breach of public peace and stealing. The police prosecutor, Cpl. Kehinde Olatunde told the court that the accused committed the offences on April 12 at Mafoluku, Oshodi. He said that the accused stole two pants, one bra and a cash sum of N10,000 belonging to Mrs Gift Bassey. "The accused, a pastor of All Nations Evangelical Church, Oshodi, was invited to a programme at the headquarters of the church, which was the complainant's church. "The complainant and her husband accommodated him (pastor) in their house for three nights to conduct a special prayer session relating to her husband's business," he said. Olatunde said that after the accused had left their house, the complai...