bbm comedy with akpos

AKPOS was hungry and went to ‘mai

shayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The

following transpired between Akpos and the

mai shayi.

AKPOS: u get loaf of bread?

ABOKI: yes

AKPOS: bring one; slice am into two and put two

sachet of butter in between.

ABOKI: happy and thanking God for bringing

customer, was just doing as he was ordered

AKPOS: u get egg?

ABOKI: yes sire

AKPOS: fry six and put am in between the bread.

ABOKI: okay sire

AKPOS:u get sadin 4 inside gongoni?

ABOKI: yes sire, everyting dey.

AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread.

ABOKI: okay customer (happy and doing as

he was told, in his mind he will make a lot of

money that day)

AKPOS: u don finish ? oya press the bread for

me.

ABOKI: see am sire, I don prepare am

finish.

AKPOS: . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME,

cos I dey hurry!

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