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Mr. 419: Hello, how are you?

Ayo: Fine. Pls, who am I

speaking with?

Mr. 419: Haba, don't you

remember me? Who do you

know in UK dat could be

calling?

(Sensing a scam, Ayo threw

in a trap…)

Ayo: Johnson! Is that you?

(Meanwhile, Ayo doesn't

know any Johnson in UK)

(Thinking it's a break, he

swallows the bait)

Mr. 419: Of course, this is

Johnson! How come you

didn't recognize my voice

initially?

(Ayo certain it's a scam, he

decided to punish him

verbally and financially.

He had the time that

morning so he was going to

assist him waste his call

credit.)

Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai!

Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You

are a very bad boy). Your

father died, you didn't so

much as show up or send a

note. Omo a se iru e fun e o!

(Your children will repay

you with such). Didn't you

hear about his demise? He

was so bitter and full of

original and heavy curses

for you.

Mr. 419 (Obviously subdued):

I didn't hear. I would have

come.

Ayo: Too bad. You heard your

mama has leprosy too? You

didn't hear about that,

abi?

Mr. 419: (Now

uncomfortable) No, I

didn’t hear.

Ayo: (Enjoying himself

thoroughly) Too bad! Is your

wife that foolish too? Not

even a word from her after

you folks married without

our blessings? If the

husband is not wise, is the

wife lame-witted too?

Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm

certain she'll get across to

you. There's an issue…

(breaking in before he

begins his story)

Ayo: Ah! Jooohnson, O se mi

o (you offended me). I sent

you money to buy me a car

and you just disappeared.

When am I having my

money back? U want me to

curse you too like ur father

did? I don't have his kind

of patience o! I'm sure u

know. I won't wait that

long before I give u what u

deserve. Epe buruku niun se

fun o! (I'll pronounce

wicked curses on u)

Mr. 419: (Grunted). This

issue is important..

Ayo: Shut up!! When are u

sending money home?

Haba! We sent u to school,

clothed u and sent u

abroad, Are u now a 419?

(PHONE CUTS)

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