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Wrong Number(BBM)

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A man at work calls home and his 8 years old
daughter picks the phone:
"Hi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the
phone?"

"No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul." The little girl quipped.

"After a brief pause daddy says,"But honey
you haven't got an uncle Paul!"

"Oh yes I do,and he is upstairs in the room
with mommy right now."

Brief pause,"Uh okay then,this is what I want
you to do:put the phone down on the
table,run upstairs,knock on the bedroom
door,and shout to mommy that daddy's car
has just arrived at the gate."

"Ok daddy just a minute...."

A while later the little girl comes back to the
phone, "Done it daddy.

""What happened honey?"

"Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of
the bed naked,ran round the room
screaming,tripp ed over,and knocked her
head on the staircase,now she is not moving
at all."

"What about Uncle Paul?" asked Dad. He
jumped out the window into the swimming
pool,but I guess he didn't know you emptied
the water last week. He hit the bottom and I
think he's dead."

After a really long pause this time... Daddy

says,"Swimming pool,but we don't have a
swimming pool! Is this 070 386-5731?"

"No,this is 070 386-5713"

"Sorry wrong
number....!!!!"
Have a blessed day y'all
By gen2Kay

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