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If Corporate Logos Were Honest These are what you’ll get

#15 Facebook

Hey, we all use Facebook whether it be once in a while or several times per day; but this is honestly what the logo should say.

 

#14 MTV

When MTV first launched in 1981 it was known as a station that would not only empower America's youth, but also provide them with the latest and greatest in the world of music. Unfortunately now it's just this!

 

#13 Rice Krispies

Sap, Crackle, Soggy; no pop! As a kid nothing was more urgent than eating your Rice Crispies before they turned into a soggy mess.

 

#12 Pepsi

Pepsi, the choice of a huge generation!

 

#11 IMDB

Honestly us nerds are the only ones who give a damn about things like directors' names or what year a movie came out.

 

#10 The Olympics

Unfortunately the IOC, the International Olympic Committee only cares about one thing; MONEY!

 

#9 Apple

What is the difference between one laptop and another or one smart phone and another? Give up? Nothing but the price you pay to say you own an apple device!

 

#8 Playboy

Whether it's through the magazines, cable networks or videos; this is exactly what you're doing!

 

#7 Ford

Whose Ford hasn't had some kind of major problem underneath the hood? We heard FORD stands for Fix Or Repair Daily.

 

#6 McDonalds

The food McDonalds retails may possibly be the worst food existing on the face of the earth today!

 

#5 Harley Davidson

I mean honestly how many non-hillbillies have you seen riding a Harley?

 

#4 Budweiser

I mean truthfully isn't this what all beers do, even the light ones?

 

#3 Dunkin Donuts

Everything that Dunkin Donuts sells is high in calories and will make the weight appear rapidly.

 

#2 Camel

Big tobacco, let it be known! This is what the end result is after putting away pack after pack for decades. The camel's neck also seems to be flaccid . . .

 

#1 Absolut Vodka

Some vodkas are smooth going down, however Absolut is clearly not one of them.

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