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Emii disconnects from an old flame in "Time To Move On."

Emii disconnects from an old flame in "Time To Move On." It's been a minute since we've heard from Los Angeles popstress  Emii . You might recognize the golden-haired goddess from her  infectious "Stilettos" dubstep remix , or perhaps you'll recall that time  Snoop Dogg  made a cameo on her single  "Mr. Romeo. " (And do NOT tell me that jam doesn't still hold a place on your "getting revved for pilates" playlist.) Now, Emii's back with her latest endeavor, a sugary-sweet, synthed-out pop tune called "Time To Move On." Listen to Emii's "Time To Move On" after the jump. Set to a thumping, up-in-da-clurrb-ready dance beat, Emii's booming vocals rise above the noise as she croons about up and leaving some crazy DB who mistreated her: "Don't wanna settle/ For what I don't deserve/ Don't wanna cry any more/ For what I don't deserve/ Don't wanna drown in mistakes that I...

bbm comedy with akpos

AKPOS was hungry and went to ‘ mai shayi ’ (men selling tea and bread). The following transpired between Akpos and the mai shayi. AKPOS: u get loaf of bread? ABOKI: yes AKPOS: bring one; slice am into two and put two sachet of butter in between. ABOKI: happy and thanking God for bringing customer, was just doing as he was ordered AKPOS: u get egg? ABOKI: yes sire AKPOS: fry six and put am in between the bread. ABOKI: okay sire AKPOS:u get sadin 4 inside gongoni? ABOKI: yes sire, everyting dey. AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread. ABOKI: okay customer (happy and doing as he was told, in his mind he will make a lot of money that day) AKPOS: u don finish ? oya press the bread for me. ABOKI: see am sire, I don prepare am finish. AKPOS: . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME, cos I dey hurry!

PROBLEMATIC TENANT

…She wants to kill all of us… Residents of No. 10 Wegbo street, Onike, off Iwaya road, Yaba, Lagos, are begging for justice from all the appropriate authorities over the activities of one of their neighbours which they said is not only “very destructive and worrisome but causing them sleepless nights”. The landlord of the building, Mr. Humphrey Ezeaka who spoke with Crime Alert  alleged that the middle-aged lady disturbs other tenants from sleeping with the constant  noise they experience every night from 1am to 6am.   According to him, “every night, she makes loud noises by hitting hard objects on the decking of her two-bedroom apartment she rented in 2004.  Her constant noise recently led to the death of the sick wife of a pastor in the area. “The single lady started constituting nuisance in 2009.   That caused trauma, death and sleepless nights to my family, other tenants and nearby residents in the area. “From 1am to 6am in the morning, sh...

Kano Blast: 31 victims receiving treatment at Murtala Muhammed Hospital

 FG needs to be more proactive, says ANPP Kano – Thirty-one victims of Monday’s Kano suicide bomb-attack are being treated at the Murtala Muhammed Specialist Hospital in Kano, Dr Mansir Nagoda, Chief Medical Director (CMD) of the hospital, said. Also the All Nigeria Peoples Party (ANPP), has called on the Federal Government to increase its intelligence gathering in order to effectively check the rate of insecurity in the country. Dr Mansir Nagoda said on Tuesday that the victims were admitted for various injuries including burns, burst abdomen and fracture. “The victims are responding to treatment and they are being taken care of as directed by the state government,’’ he said. Some of the victims thanked God for sparing their lives. ‘’There was a loud sound and the next thing I can remember was when I found myself in the hospital,’’ one of the victims, Musa Sabi’u said. Sabi’u, who was injured in the head, thanked those responsible for bringing him to the hosp...

EFCC arrest 5 Yahoo boys in Enugu, recover money, exotic cars

EFCC made an announcement via their web site saying they have arrested 5 suspected web fraudsters in Enugu. The statement, released by the Acting Head, Media and publicity, Mr Wilson Uwujaren, said the suspects were picked up from their hidden apartment at No. 26 and 42, Chimaobi Uba Street, GRA, Enugu following an intelligence report.  Part of the statement reads: "The suspects, Uche Nwakor, 27; Ejikeme Oluchukwu, 30; Ifeanyi Ejikeme, 28; Nnamani Ikechukwu,30 and Ibe Kodili are imagined to be serial scammers who have defrauded many victims. “Some of the things recovered from the suspects include Eight Thousand, two hundred and Twenty Seven US bucks ( $8,227); Seventy three Thousand naira (N73,000.00); eight (8) exotic cars; nine (9) laptops; twenty one (21) mobile phones; two (2) internet routers; one (1) currency counter and one (1) Sony camera. “Other criminative things found with the suspects include four (4) drivers’ license bearing different names with sam...

R-E-V-E-A-L-E-D: Ezu River victims murdered, says autopsy

BY Emeka Mamah Snippets from the autopsy report on the 25 corpses dumped inside Ezu River in Amansea, Awka North Local Government Area of Anambra State, indicate that the deceased were extra-judicially murdered. Vanguard gathered from sources in Lagos last night that the pathologists, who carried out the autopsy, discovered some bullet wounds, bruises and other signs that the suspects did not die of natural causes. The sources said although the results of the autopsy were scanty, it would be correct to assume that those whose corpses were thrown into the river had been in detention or custody. Anambra State Commissioner for Health, Dr Lawrence Ikeakor, had said that government made “startling discoveries” from the corpses of three of the victims, whose bodies were initially exhumed, prompting it to order further investigations on the remaining bodies. Tongues were wagging last night that some of those killed were suspected kidnap or armed robbery suspects in the custody ...

Pope Francis from Argentina emerges new pope

Jorge Mario Bergoglio of  Argentina  was elected pope on Wednesday to lead the Roman Catholic Church, a prelate announced to huge crowds gathered in St. Peter's Square. He took the name Pope Francis, the cardinal said. Cardinals elected Bergoglio on just the second day of a secret conclave to find a successor to Pope Benedict, who abdicated unexpectedly last month.

Lionel Messi's 'magisterial lesson' lights up Barcelona win over Milan

•  Argentinian scores twice in 4-0 second-leg victory • Barcelona coach Tito Vilanova to return in two weeks • All the best pictures from Camp Nou Lionel Messi  delivered a "magisterial" display to inspire  Barcelona  to a 4-0 win over  Milan  and complete a remarkable comeback that took his side into the quarter-finals of the  Champions League . The Argentinian forward capped a breathtaking display with two goals as Barça overturned a 2-0 first-leg deficit to clinch a place in the last eight. Yet for all their dominance, the assistant coach Jordi Roura dismissed suggestions that his team are favourites to win the competition. He also indicated that  Tito Vilanova , off work  recovering from cancer of the saliva gland , may return to his job soon, after Charly Rexach, who is adviser to the club's president, had revealed that he expected the first-team coach to be back in Barcelona on 25 March. Roura praised his players for the...

New pope elected after two days of conclave

White smoke has flowed from the chimney above the Sistine Chapel – but the pontiff's name has yet to be announced White smoke emerges from the chimney on the roof of the Sistine Chapel to signify to the world that a new pope has been chosen. Photograph: Gregorio Borgia/AP The Roman Catholic church has a new pope.  White smoke flowed from the chimney above the Sistine Chapel  in the  Vatican  shortly after 6pm on Wednesday, signalling that one of the candidates for the pontificate had obtained the necessary two-thirds majority for election. As is customary, the identity of the new pope was not immediately made known. And the crowd in St Peter's Square was waiting expectantly for him to appear on the huge balcony that runs across the front of St Peter's basilica. The  fumata bianca  – the white smoke signal that marks the successful conclusion of a  papal conclave  – arrived after five ballots on the second day of voting. The smoke th...

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HUMAN PART SELLER IN ILESA

The whole of Oke-Opo area in Ilesha Osun State was thrown into panic when human butchered and parts seller was apprehended by the Police after tip off by the residents of the area. you can imagine this just for money

Hostages may still be alive –Minister

The Minister of Interior, Mr. Abba Moro, has said that the reported killing of seven kidnapped  foreign construction workers by a militant Islamic group, Jama’atu Ansarul Musilimina Fi Biladis Sudan, remains unconfirmed. “As long as it (killing) remains unconfirmed, efforts will be made to ensure their rescue and security,”  Moro told the Hausa service of the  British Broadcasting Corporation  on Monday. “I want us to also think that belief is quite different from confirmation. And maybe the affected countries believe that was what happened, but on its part, the country where it is said to have happened, based on what it sees, is doing the best it can in ensuring the men are freed, who it hopes are alive.” But  his  belief  and comments by his Information counterpart , Labaran Maku,  as well as   security agencies  showed that there was confusion  in  government circle over the fate of the kidnapped foreigners. ...

GRANDMA HIDES COCAINE UNDER HER WEAVING

A 53-year-old grandmother, Sikirat Giwa, has been arrested at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja while trying to smuggle out cocaine under her hair weave. Giwa was arrested by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency on Saturday with 1kg of white powdery, which later tested positive to cocaine. The suspect was apprehended while trying to board an Ethiopian airline Flight ET 910 to Pakistan enroute Addis Ababa and Dubai. NDLEA Abuja Airport commander, Mr. Hamisu Lawan said that the suspect was arrested during routine check. He said, “There was no prior information on Sikirat as the drug was detected when a female officer carried out a body frisk on her during outward screening of passengers. “We also arrested one 59-year-old suspected accomplice, Joseph Umunna, who brought Sikirat to the airport.” It was learnt that the cocaine was sewn to Giwa’s hair before an artificial hair weave was then sewn on as a covering. It was also learnt that Umunna was assigned...

FC Barcelona needs to Produce a Magical Night against Inter Milan

So, the stage is set of this all conquering FC Barcelonaside to overcome one of the biggest challenges in last two years. After losing the first leg away 3-1 at San Siro, FC Barcelona have to do it all at Nou Camp now. A failure to do that will see the dream of retaining the Champions league crown at our rivals home ending. Many have pointed out that we need a miracle to go through to the final, but for me that is more of an exaggeration. What we really need is a solid, compact and a determined performance and we could be heading to Bernabeu. The last time Inter Milan visited Camp Nou we ended up winning the match comfortably - FC Barcelona - 2, Inter -0 . A repeat of the same performance will see us comfortably through to the final and that is the reason why I emphasized on a good compact performance rather than a miracle. No way this is going to be easy, but this FC Barcelona side has the talent to achieve that result even with the absence of Iniesta. ...

*JUST IN** JTF Kills 52 Boko Haram Members, Arrests 70 In Maiduguri.

**Largest Arms Cache recovered for the group. **JTF Spy takes over Boko Haram Bases. **the fight lasted 5 hours, across Bulabulin, Bayern quarters and Jajeri areas of Maiduguri township. The Joint Task Force in Borno State killed 52 members of the Islamic terror group, Boko Haramin in a clash with security forces late yesterday in Maiduguri. The attack came just few hours after the president, Dr Goodluck Jonathan had lavished praises on the JTF for its gallantry in the fight against the menace of the Boko Haram during his two day official visit to Borno state. A statement made available to newsmen in Maiduguri the Borno State capital by the JTF spokesman Lieutenant Colonel Sagir Musa reveals that JTF lost two personnel in the operation carried out between 3:00 and 8:00 PM yesterday around Bulabulin, Bayern quarters and Jajeri areas of Maiduguri metropolis. The operation according to the statement was based on information and intelligent report leading to series of operati...

Amosun Swears In First Female Attorney General In Ogun State

The governor of Ogun State, Ibikunle Amosun has sworn in Mrs.  Abimbola Ibironke Akeredolu,  as the first female Attorney General (AG) since the creation of the state in 1976. The governor also swore in Mrs. Patricia Funmilola Oduniyi as Solicitor General and Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of Justice. Speaking at the swearing-in ceremony attended by the Chief Judge of Ogun State, Justice Olatokunbo Olopade and immediate past Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice, Mr. Wemimo Ogunde (SAN), at the Governor’s Office in Abeokuta, Mr. Amosun pointed out that this is the first time the entire top echelon of the justice system in the state would be manned by women. He told the women to see their inauguration on “the day the world is celebrating International Women’s Day” as a call to service. “We must ensure that the confidence reposed in us by the electorate is not misplaced,” he said. The state helmsman praised the immediate past AG, noting that “he worked...

EUROPA LEAGUE TODAY

Shakhtar Donetsk was brushed aside by Borussia Dortmund as a 10-manManchester United conceded two goals within ten minutes of the sending off. Celticdid not cause much trouble for Juventus while PSG’s two away goals were too much to cope for Valencia and the final four fixtures of the Champions League Round of 16 will be played next week. In the Europa League, the remaining participants are preparing to play the first leg of their respective Round of 16 ties. The 16 participants come from 11 nationalities – three from England and Russia, two from Italy and one club each from eight UEFA nations. Europa League: Key Facts Out of the eight teams that were transferred to Europa from the Champions League, only three are still in contention: Chelsea, Benfica and Zenit St. Petersburg. The reigning champions, Atletico Madrid, were dumped out of the competition by Rubin Kazan w...